[clint barton/phil coulson | 5400 words (wip) | nc-17 ]
Clint doesn’t date and he’s nobody’s hero.
And he’s completely, absolutely, 100% not in love.
auroramachine asked: Mr. Chris Pratt, you are the 3rd Chris that Marvel has collected so far. Do you think there is something special in your name or it’s just Marvel has a Chris fetish?
Chris Pratt: There’s definitely something special about my name. I’m joining pretty amazing company. Both of those guys are really incredible. I haven’t had a chance to meet Hemsworth yet, but Chris Evans… when I saw him, he literally ran across the room, gave me a huge bear hug, lifted me up, and was like, “Dude, you are going to love this!” It was like my brother congratulating me for like making the team. It was pretty cool. We bro’d out. There was a lot of love there… He’s a great guy. The point is, there’s something special about my name. You want your son to be successful? Name him Chris.
Avengers: Age of Ultron concept posters ft. Black Widow and Cap
someday my prince will come
a brooklyn boys fairy tale
There are two very important things you need to know about Dragons.
One - they always need to have a Hoard.
Two - they always need a Princess.
Iacov of the House of Drăculești always had to be the different one. In America, where he was born, instead of the native land of his ancestors, his father named him James Buchanan - for an American President - and Barnes because, as his Grandfather had put it, running around with the family name of Dracul was just going to invite all sorts of trouble. So the family took on the name of Barnes, with suitably American first names and tried to live as peacefully as Dragons who walked in human form could possibly be.
In America, Iacov was better known as Bucky because, really, there were just too many James and Jimmys and Jaimes and Jims running around and it was just too confusing for Mrs. Barnes to holler “JIMMY-BOY!” and have about a dozen other heads turn ‘round, not wanting to upset their mamas and be late for supper. So Bucky it was.
And young Bucky was doing all the things little kids do, with the addition of dreaming about his future Hoard and who his Princess was going to be. His Papa had told him how he’d won and wooed his own Princess and well, Mrs. Barnes would always blush and swat at her husband when he told the story but there was a glow in her eyes and while they weren’t sitting on a bed of gold, they were happy.
His Papa had hoarded happiness and guarded it jealously, as any good Dragon would. So the Barnes family was well and content.
Bucky, of course, wanted something like that when he was older.
So naturally, he meets his Prince when he was about seven years old.
Patrick telling stories ±
HOLY SHIT. NO. NO. HOLY SHIT CHRIS EVANS. HOOOOOOLY SHIT
OH MY ACTUAL FUCKING GOD
This needs a zillion more notes seriously how hot is this.
OK: so where’s the fan art version of this with Bucky and Steve, huh? Worked once, why not try again, I always say.
So pretty. So very pretty.
heeeeeey kiddos! just an FYI, a new chapter of “copper” will be up later this week. i am SO SORRY it’s taken forever to update, but we’re approaching the wrap-up and there are a few pivotal scenes coming up that i’ve had planned for months and months and i want to get it right. :3
i appreciate everyone hangin’ in there with me! <3
me: “can we do this?” *poses*
patrick: “like kitties!”
"Like kitties" 😂
Did ever kids look at you in a different way, like you are a superhero? x
Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x
If for no other reason, now I fully understand why Chris Pratt was cast. Qualities like this are important in Marvel men.
I love that you can clearly see Evans go “SHIT” and Stan go “WOW” and Scarlett definitely reacts, but then plays it off like it’s no big deal.
this kinda sums up tumblr for me
this movie’s gonna be fucking amazing i’m so excited.
this is the greatest thing. right alongside ewan mcgregor imitating the noise of his lightsaber during the filming of phantom menace. THE VERY GREATEST THING.
FUTURE OSCAR WINNER CHRIS PRATT